My lincoln city awards 2008-09

In the first of my own football awards i will concentrate on Lincoln city. i will post my non-league/ semi pro awards later.

Best home performance of the season.

Not many contenders for this award (the imps got more points on the road than at home this season) it was quite an easy choice i am afraid. so the winner is ........

Lincoln city 3 -Chesterfield 1

Best away performance.

Gillingham 1-Lincoln city 2.

Best away day.

this is always a tough award,i take into account the game,the result, the ground visited, the pubs the food ,the antics that we get up to and then work it out using a secret formula! for this award i will give 3rd,2nd and 1st places.

3rd place- gillingham

2nd place-grimsby town (more for the night before as oppose to the game!)

1st place- Notts county!!!

Notts won it because of the amount of beer drunk by my cousin and myself, got into Hooters pre game,we got a free hot dog and the imps won!!

worst home performance.

Darlington

worst away performance

Rotherham united

player of the season

Frank sinclair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the free transfer to whoeverthe fuckwantsme fc

Lee Beavers(please don't sign your contract so we can get a left back who gives a toss!)

over hyped player of the season

Rob birch- let in two many from long range.

Goal of the season.

Geoff horsfield v gillingham away.

fish and chip shop of the season.

the one in gillingham £4.20 for fish and chips, and very very nice they were too, thank you!

away pub of the season.

hooters in nottingham!!!!

worst food of the season.

for the 14th time in a row it has to be the shit that is served up inside our very own sincil bank stadium. 3 quid for a crappy burger is a disgrace; it looks and tastes like shit. the pies are ok but they aren't make on site, plus for only a quid extra you can get a pie with chips and gravy from the chipshop outside the ground, its a no brainer really isn't it boys and girls?

best opposing team i have seen.

nobody has really stood out but i will go for Rochdale.

worse opposing team

Chester city were crap and negative, but still got a point at Lincoln!