Wednesday 15 June 2011

You know you've been relegated from the football league when...

You couldn't care less about the Carling Cup

Your fixtures are out a lot later than the football leagues.

The non league paper is the paper to read on a Sunday morning.

You can't find your team on the "who will win the league" coupons at the bookies

You know how to get to Forest Green Rovers

Grimsby Town have appeared on the fixture list

You don't bother to watch the football league show on BBC 1. Late night post pub viewing on a Saturday  is whatever crap's on Dave and some old porn dvds

The FA Trophy is all important

You can't wait to get to the snap hut at Kiddeminster Harriers

You get excited at the prospect of beating Accrington Stanley in the FA cup and being a "giant killer"

Your late night reading for the next six months consists solely of the Non league directory 2011/12

You don't have to read about your defeats in the national newspapers on a Monday morning

You don't have a long trip to Plymouth Argyle

You have a long trip to Barrow

You can take comfort in the fact that you wont have to have Steve Evans at your ground next season (unless the Great God of cup draws decides otherwise)

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