Guinea Pig Party Manifesto!

Fed up of the General election already? None of the main parties interest you? Well a group of Guinea pigs and their owners felt the same. For too long now pigga's squeaks have been ignored by all the parties,their concerns ignored and brushed aside

Well now things have changed!! It gives me great pleasure to present to you ...

THE GUINEA PIG PARTY MANIFESTO!!!!

1) We will set up an independant body to monitor vegetable prices and make sure supermarkets don't rise the prices of Carrots,Parsley,lettuce,cucumbers and broccoli by more than the rate of inflation per year. Apples, melon and strawberries would also be included in this act.

2) We promise to provide funding to train 10,000 vets per year over the course of the next parliament with 40% of these dedicated to Rodents.

3) We will ofter college funding to train up 25,000 joiners and carpenters so that hutch building skills are no longer in short supply.

4) We will set up the Organisation of Hay Inspectors, to ensure all hay produced by our local farmers is of the best standard possible.

5) We will provide a turf grant to all pigger owners who do not have grassed gardens, so they can grass their backyards; giving their piggers the best environment to roam.

6) Care home will get weekly visits from Piggas in there area to cheer them up.

7) All Schools will get lessons in Guinea pigs handling and training.

In the event of the Guinea pig party not winning an outright majority then we pledge than we will work with any party, Apart from the conseravites due to there center right anti pigga policy's